Tuesday, September 30, 2008

This is juz a short post.




To my fren William. These are the picture you wanted to see.
The third 1 i haven't completely done. but still let u see 1st.

th..e p..r.es..s....u..re... , I..t's s..o......

If you guys are really bored of everything around you. Yes, I mean EVERYTHING. Then go and hear a song name 'Everything I do' by Katherine Jerkin, and I asure you will go heaven by midnight. Now I'm hearing this song to prepare the God to take me away from this world, this era, life, technlogy, games, gal. . . Uhhh except gal lol.

Now cant get this song in any mp3 website. So if wanted to hear it then use this url http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOYOqWK5EbE
only in youtube can get this song.

And why I said you will go heaven? Hear for yourself with headphone and make the volume suitable for your ear, you won't die in a jiffy. It takes effect when nightfall.To all whos duwan die yet hear this song once or twice is ok, those who wanted to leave the world hear it 1 hour straight.

I'm gonna fly~

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Quiz? Cmon (`o`?

This is just a quiz. Since i have nothing to do,i might as well just do it. Please take note that this is not a tag! Those who are bored can do this as well.
All right, let get this over with. . .

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Are you short?
A: Yeah, in my opinion I'm short.


Are you Emoless?
A: When tired yeah, became like mummy.


What do you do if someone try to challenge you?
A: Nothing will be done, let it be I don't mind.


Do you think you are a bad person?
A: Hah, if I'm not bad I'm not Soon Siong.


What woke you up this morning?
A: Dreamt about Wee Tat grown till 10 feet tall, and my mom enter my room suddenly then kicked my arse to wake me up.


Is tomorrow gonna be a good day?
A: I'm not so sure bout that, maybe it will.


Were you pulling your face when you woke up?
A: Nope, mostly punch my face rather pull.


Does your arse hurt now?
A: Yep, sat on a NAIL! Ouch. But thank God didn't pierce through.


What is your wish?
A: What wish? Hoping my brain burst is my only wish now.


Do you turn your computer off?
A: Of course. Except for weekend.


Who are the last person you spoke to 2day?
A: Hmmm, looks like I was the last person.


Who was the last person tells you they love you?
A: Nobody.


What are your front shirt picture now?
A: A picture of 'Don't mess with the Zohan' short pants picture.


What are your plan tomorrow?
A: Go school, go home, on computer, at night watch Jabbawockees dance crew.


Have you been awake on 2 night straight?
A: Of course, more then 3 night if got a long holiday.


Where is the last place you went?
A: Toilet.


Are you a madman?
A: Sure, everyone in 4 Platinum knows it.


What are you listening to now?
A: Jabbawockees dance soundtrack.


Do you crack your neck?
A: Sure, sometimes I can hear cracking sound VERY loud. Everytime hoping my head will fall off.

Do you wear your seatbelt on car?
A: If there is police, yes. If no police, NO! IF saw a car coming infront of my car, DOUBLE seatbelt with additional helmet on my head.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Be prepare for the BUTTON DANCE!!! LETS ROCK!!!

Aiyoyo, So cham for us SMKSAS. Wanted to win BKians ar?? Is ok if want to win but the problem is. . . WHY CHALLENGE THEM BUTTONS??? AND!! M'ch, you said '' Do not attempt to try this and/or practise this moves without garments attached onto body.And please shave your legs. '' The part 'Shave Your legs' caught us Samadian's attention, We did what you had said. Execpt for the garments course.

AND THIS IS THE RESULT!!!
P.S: To those who had asma, heart disease, stroke, or who surely will CHOKE when eating.
DO NOT SEE THIS PICTURE THAT I PUT!!!






THIS IS BEFORE. . . . . .
I cant tell whos leg isit, but I'm sure is from sum1 in class who had this.


AND THIS IS AFTER, I tooked 1 of the picture in class and another get from Sinnerzlex. . .






Wow, what a nice, white, shaved leg you guys hab there.


The leg's owner we cannot tell who is it due to the owners demands. We can only tells you if the owner gave his permissons.


Now, let me show you steps on how to shave your legs to perfections with pictures.


First:

Prepare alot of shaving apparatus.



Shaving cream in mug with shaving brushes





Razor knife









Optional (only if those up there doesn't work on your legs)


Scissors










Butcher knife











Chainsaw





Last but not least. . . . . . Hand Grenade





Second:




Put your legs into a tank full of petroleum and lit it up with FIRE.








This type of petroleum tank is recommended.



Third

Wipe your legs and put on the shaving cream.




Don't be pervert now, the model is actually man.



four

Juz shave your legs. and
also sing I will survive~


This is one of the leg shaving moment


VROOOM, Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt


AAND is done! Your legs will be in a perfect state (if you didn't screw yourself up, that is)

Thats all for today's lessons, bie byez.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

TAg TaG tAG.

This tag is just special as it have it own rule to it.Well,let it begin!
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Rules1. Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own about 15 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as stating this rule clearly.
3. At the end, you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names.
4. No tagging back!!
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Do you know me well?

Fact:>
1. I'm thin and now growing fat

2. I like money VERY! And games, execpt the bad graphic game.

3. You can make fun of me I dun really care, ONLY if you don't over the limit I set.

4. Anything I touch got 10% chances will spoil (except living thing)

5. I can be normal, abit not normal, or maybe ABnormal sumtimes (right now muahaha).

6. My nickname Gankation (juz Gan), Chee Cheong fun, maniac (coming soon)

7. I will become maniac if my comp spoil by someone.

8. I hates durians and cempedak.

9. I dun care bout global warming, but I do care bout my house temperature.

10. I always be on time. (in games only)

11. I envy those who taller then me T.t

12. I hate those who cross side with my moral values (since I was no moral for now so is NVM)

13. I like make fun of ppl, but I don't make fun too kaulat.

14. I will became the next Prime minister and make Malaysia runtuh (come catch me police, kidding)

15. Gossip, like it. Can makes jokes there together with other joker in class.

Whose gonna tio TAG BY ME?
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ANYONE THAT SEES MY BLOG, YOU!!!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

I want to go Paris and stay in this hotel~

Kennysia so rich, and has a gud tongue's taste bud on picking places to stay. If Kenny really sees my blog I hope he can invite me go Paris free hehehe (hope percentage 0.0000000000000001%) .

Since that place was fantastic and nice atmosphere there, I'll show those picture.
The living room + kitchen.Living room - kitchenKitchen - living room.+ the bathroom . . . no toilet?+ The bedroom with the backdoor but locked (I think) in case you sleepwalk and fall to the street without pants, lolz.




This is the street I was talking bout.

All of the following will be in maths.

The living room + kitchen + the bathroom with toilet + The bedroom with the backdoor but locked (maybe) + the street = ???

This is the answer of the equation = ??? (look down)

Rue des Rosiers. Notice the word that I circled?

(amnesia - the amne + Kenny = ???)

It equals to Kennysia!!! lolz (thats the reason he picked that place O.o)

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Tio tagged by many ppl, now i only do the 'name' tagg -.-

Tagged.::Instructions::

Never see the questions before you arrange the names.

1.Alvin

2. Wing Yow

3. Jeff

4. Ruby

5. M'chelle

1. How did you meet 1 ?
- In the skol .

2. On a scale of 1 -10 how would u rate your friendship with 1 ?
- 8, since he is pengerusi of PBSM and sometime tio bumping by his command -.-

. How long have you known 4?
- Almost 5 year.

4. How do you know number 3?
- Same as 1,2, and 5 at skol.

5. Where's 5?
- At home sleeping, stalking in the MRT or crashing her own comp, haha.

6. A fact about number 1?
- He is VERY SLY, like fox lol.

7. Who is 4 going out with?
- How the hell I know? She may dating with my primary fren maybe.

8. What does 1 do for living?
- He became the citizen of 3, wait eat, wait sleep and at last wait die. (CHOI)

9. Would you live with number 3?
HELL NO!!! Or else I kena raped many time sure!

10. What do you like about number 2?
He go gud in comps makes me learn bout comps even harder.

11. Do you miss number 5?
Sometimes (dun let ur yellow mind equip) cuz i cant hear the sentences '' Whats your
problem wanna fight isit?'' haha kinda miss that sentences :D

12. Would you make out with number 4?
OF COURSE ''TUuuuT'' (so sowwie cant tell the word out)

13. What's your opinion of number 2?
He is hardworking? And I'm sure he is rebellious (since he told me he is)

14. What's your favorite memory with number 5?
Hmmmm. . . Since it was a favorite for me but bad memories for her. I won't say it and you guys knew it too.

15. What would you do if number 1 and 2 is going out?
. . . . . . I won't say anytin, go shopping with a fren status juz that. If I'd say bad ting I sure get Buddha's Palm and Fox tail's slash (o./o)

16. Ever had a long conversation with number 5?
Well, longest face 2 face (Not that 1 wind since ur mind already polluted when primary skol!!!!) is bout 20sec?

17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
Nope, not even once.

18. Do you hang out with 3 alot?
Longest with him was whole skol time. Gonna break the record end of the year if he invite me go vic.

19. Who you know the longest?
I know 4 the longest, 5 years.

20. What will happen if number 1 and 5 have a relationship?
It will be gong xi fa chai loo~ Only if they really is lol.

21. How often you talk to 1?
Hmm, when got real big, hot gossip in the class and bout the PBSM thing maybe.

22. What about 2?
Mostly at skol.

23. Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend?
Ghey? I'm gonna go KL Tower and jump if I do. Ans is NO@

24. Would you go out with a date with number 5?
A date? I never think b4 bout that, if as fren mostly yeah.

25. Do you dreamed about number 2?
Once, when the day I tio Buddha Palm frm 2 I got a nightmare of kena the 2nd time again lol.

26. What did number 4 did to you that you cant ever forget?
She got too close beside me and hugged my hand lol~ JUZ HAND!

27. What have you done for/to 1 that the person never forgets ?
I din do anythin make him never forget. Maybe I do who knows?

28. What's 3 hobby?
Crashing his own comp? Nah he usually play his comps game.

29. Tag more ppl.

Alvin (So cham since many ppl tag u)

Jeff (Haha, no more game for you!!!)

Wing yow (Buddha's Palm INCOMING!!)

Soon Siong (Tag other me since I was split into 2?)

Zhun Shean (Muahahaha)

M'chelle (Tag me more and you'll get more muahahahaha)

AT LAST. . . KENNYSIA (I'm gonna spam my web address so he will reply tag:p)

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Wad do you think your future if you read this???



Ahem haem, let us talk about our future shall we? Let's see. . . Lets start with our usage of $$$.

Nowdays, as you noe bout the food, petrol, even the electricity bills $$ ^ rise. Yet those thing <<-- I said was the most important thing in our life. Food for instance, 1 day I goes to mamak store and ordered food to fill up me growling stomach .

Me: '' Boss!! Order!!'
Boss: '' Mau makan ape?? ''
Me : '' Bagi teh ais satu, makan bagi mee goreng satu tambah telur paruh masak.''
Boss: '' Ok, (said to his cook) DEY, mee goreng satu telur half masak, teh ais satu. No 9 sini odar punyea.''

I was calculating the price while i look over the price. Hmm, ok cost me bout RM5.80 nice. After I owned the food, gone to counter for pay.

Me: '' Boss, berapa?''
Boss:'' umms 1513513632123441. Semua RM6.50.''
Me:'' Har? Boss, saya order mee goreng tambah telur half masak dan teh ais satu saja? semua RM 5.80 kan?''
Boss:'' Goverment tax 5%, Service tax 5%. Semua 10%, dan ingredient dah naik $$$.''
Me: '' WTF? Sana tulis mana ada service tax? Dan u tak tukar lagi?''

After I payed with anger, gone home calculated, all 2gether was juz RM 6.38 man! 10 sen oso wan kit.

2nd issue, petrol price. Yeah, last time goverment up the price till 2.758 per litre. My dad said:''
#%$^! petrol hai xi lang.'' After bout 1 month den goverment said, they will drop the price. My dad said:'' waa, goverment so gud oh. Help us down the price.'' Next day after the price drop go refuel, I saw the price that written there 2.543. What the heck?? Drop bout 0.215 got any changes for us?!
Then my dad refuel finish and enter the car,dad said :'' juz abit down for us jiak shit ar? the fuel juz add bout 0.732 liter nia.''

3rd issue, electric price. Yeah, now rise kinda high for me mom course. B4 rise, playing game, watching tele, fan on anywhere in the house, my mom din say anything. After rises, '' Hey dun leave the fan on and run away. Hey, dun play comp anymor la, the electric bill mahal lar!''
I mean, is really is kaulat. For my daily usage for electric, overall for 1 month muz cost bout RM40++!!!

At the end, the conclusion is. . . >> Go KL Tower, enter the skywalk activity and bring a knife, when walking cut the rope and jump down became superman/ supergirl!!! And hear I belive I can fly, I belive I can touch backside~

See down here for suicide style option:

1) Tie a rope on your neck and the end of the rope tie sumwhere and kill yourself.
Bad option cuz there was no insurance for option like this

2) Jump down from KL Tower like I said b4.
Good option cuz you can feel the flying sensation
Bad option cuz you cant get the insurance oso

3) Run out when you saw a truck speeding
Good option cuz u can get the insurance $$$ if u got buy
Bad option cuz if u didnt die, u had to suffer for your whole life

4) Cut the vein on your wrist
Bad option cuz u muz feel the pain, sees the blood come out slowly and it was easily to be rescue



P.S: Why u still playing comp??? Now amat mahal lar all the thing!!! I'm still playing cuz eletric at my shop free de. No ned $$$

Thursday, September 4, 2008

OMFG, stupid virus hijacked my comp!!! Counter Terrorist gogogo!!!



Dum dum virus, how dare they hijack my precious computer!! Stupid arse sh!t, But nvm~
Posting error here >.<

AVG Counter Terrorist go go go!!! Hack into the Virus Terrorist base NOW!!! My 'troops' took about 1 hour 48 minutes and 28 sec to cuff the virus leader and all the other sidekick. And this is the result.


Virus leader are D:/WINDOWS/explorer.exe (2260)

Sidekick I won't show it cuz all of them has been sentenced to death, meanwhile the virus leader was sentenced torture to death rather then the others.

P.S: TO ALL OF THE VIRUS TERRORIST, PLZ MAKE YOUR TROOP FAR MORE BETTER BEFORE ATK MY BASE YOU DUM ARSE!!!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Yoz u noe? At last remix a nice song (my opinion)





Yoz, Yeah. At last I hab done on remix the song . . . SO damn hard mix all the song like rojak, course it wouldn't be harder then mixing rojak >.<>


And Jeff, I'm so sorry of din post the UW (short-formed) pic as I promised cuz it would causes casualty among bloggers, and casualty comes in many way too, like Hangman style, knife cut the vein etc etc.

Yeah, the 'Hangman' style, nice?


The Vein cutti . . . Hey, thats stabbing style!!!

Surely be like this, and all the blogger saw it will kill me 1st. Reason: "THAT'S MY FAV ANIME!!!" (From the blogger themselves)


Before I tio owned too I would go and burn the UW. Got some of my Fav anime, now I'm not on the wanted poster dead or alive(<-preferred dead only) so I would save it for later. (Preferred to hire killer, the UW killer )


Murder!!! of Underpants!!! (lets sing song, follow me~~! Spongebob Shortpants, Spongebob Shortpants, Spongebob~~~~~ Underpants!!! muahahahahahaha)