Ahem haem, let us talk about our future shall we? Let's see. . . Lets start with our usage of $$$.
Nowdays, as you noe bout the food, petrol, even the electricity bills $$ ^ rise. Yet those thing <<-- I said was the most important thing in our life. Food for instance, 1 day I goes to mamak store and ordered food to fill up me growling stomach .
Me: '' Boss!! Order!!'
Boss: '' Mau makan ape?? ''
Me : '' Bagi teh ais satu, makan bagi mee goreng satu tambah telur paruh masak.''
Boss: '' Ok, (said to his cook) DEY, mee goreng satu telur half masak, teh ais satu. No 9 sini odar punyea.''
I was calculating the price while i look over the price. Hmm, ok cost me bout RM5.80 nice. After I owned the food, gone to counter for pay.
Me: '' Boss, berapa?''
Boss:'' umms 1513513632123441. Semua RM6.50.''
Me:'' Har? Boss, saya order mee goreng tambah telur half masak dan teh ais satu saja? semua RM 5.80 kan?''
Boss:'' Goverment tax 5%, Service tax 5%. Semua 10%, dan ingredient dah naik $$$.''
Me: '' WTF? Sana tulis mana ada service tax? Dan u tak tukar lagi?''
After I payed with anger, gone home calculated, all 2gether was juz RM 6.38 man! 10 sen oso wan kit.
2nd issue, petrol price. Yeah, last time goverment up the price till 2.758 per litre. My dad said:''
#%$^! petrol hai xi lang.'' After bout 1 month den goverment said, they will drop the price. My dad said:'' waa, goverment so gud oh. Help us down the price.'' Next day after the price drop go refuel, I saw the price that written there 2.543. What the heck?? Drop bout 0.215 got any changes for us?!
Then my dad refuel finish and enter the car,dad said :'' juz abit down for us jiak shit ar? the fuel juz add bout 0.732 liter nia.''
3rd issue, electric price. Yeah, now rise kinda high for me mom course. B4 rise, playing game, watching tele, fan on anywhere in the house, my mom din say anything. After rises, '' Hey dun leave the fan on and run away. Hey, dun play comp anymor la, the electric bill mahal lar!''
I mean, is really is kaulat. For my daily usage for electric, overall for 1 month muz cost bout RM40++!!!
At the end, the conclusion is. . . >> Go KL Tower, enter the skywalk activity and bring a knife, when walking cut the rope and jump down became superman/ supergirl!!! And hear I belive I can fly, I belive I can touch backside~
See down here for suicide style option:
1) Tie a rope on your neck and the end of the rope tie sumwhere and kill yourself.
Bad option cuz there was no insurance for option like this
2) Jump down from KL Tower like I said b4.
Good option cuz you can feel the flying sensation
Bad option cuz you cant get the insurance oso
3) Run out when you saw a truck speeding
Good option cuz u can get the insurance $$$ if u got buy
Bad option cuz if u didnt die, u had to suffer for your whole life
4) Cut the vein on your wrist
Bad option cuz u muz feel the pain, sees the blood come out slowly and it was easily to be rescue
P.S: Why u still playing comp??? Now amat mahal lar all the thing!!! I'm still playing cuz eletric at my shop free de. No ned $$$
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